What is Christmas Without the White Elephant?

Each year our staff has a holiday party (often in March... because the timing works out better) but this year we managed to fit one in before the holidays. We drink, we feast, we laugh a lot... usually during out gift exchange. Shari brought in one for the record books and now we will all know to avoid the Pringles can-shaped gift next year... that can holds a treasure that is too much to behold. Of course, our regular gift giving wasn't enough and this year Max felt I needed a special gift all of my own. Allow me to present the man who gets turned on night and day in my den of iniquity.