E-I, E-I, O.......

I have acid fingers. I think that MUST be true. And I type loudly.
That combination is not a good one.

It seems I am wearing the letters right off my keyboard.... it's like the Nollop statue in Ella Minnow Pea... Goodbye, O, I, M, K, L, E, D.... U and S will be the next to go.

What's funny is that I mostly use the wireless keyboard I bought a year ago... but even the laptop letters on my VAIO are starting to fade... O, L, M, C.....

Is there a way to repair this? Am I the only person with the acid finger curse? Thank goodness for muscle memory.